dangmaaay:

pink-vulva:

i want to be so financially secure that i don’t even think to glance at the price tag of anything. 

dream

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mrsfallontimberlake:

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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Why are we embarrassed by silence? What comfort do we find in all the noise?

Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie (via larmoyante)
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Actual conversation at a party last night

  • Random college kid:Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me:I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid:*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
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lumos5001:

excessively-irish-courfeyrac:

Lestrade’s phone passcode is totally “Greg” because the only person to try to hack his phone would be Sherlock and it’s the one thing he doesn’t know.

HEADCANON SO FREAKING ACCEPTED

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  • waitress:i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress:sir please stop crying
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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god
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